The Thank You/Fuck You (TUFU) list

"Every morning when I wake up, I make a list of all the people in my life who have helped me out, and then I make a list of all the people who have let me down. I say "Thank you!" to every single person on the first list, and "Fuck you!" to every single person on the latter. It's my version of prayer, voodoo, karma, whatever you wanna call it. It works for me."... G.